Friday, April 29, 2011

PECAH HANCOQ LEBOQ...

Aku : macam ada bau nasi ayam ja...

Mak Aku : nasi ayam tak da, nasi nak bagi ayam ada...

Begurau pulak...

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

PADAN MUKA...


Barang panas di sekolah-sekolah berdekatan...

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

FIXI...



"Tahniah kepada Syahid yang menjadi pemenang hari ketiga, dengan berkata "anak ikan" pada jam 10:01 am! Cabaran untuk hari keempat akan diumumkan sebelum jam 8am nanti :-)"


Har...Har...Har...

Sapa2 yang ke pesta buku...

Anda berpeluang memenangi tiga naskah novel baru fixi secara percuma...

Tengak page fixi di facebook kalau nak tau...

Aku dah dapat, anda bila lagi???

Friday, April 22, 2011

SYASYA...

Syasya seorang yang gemok. Syasya seorang perempuan yang gemok. Syasya sering disisihkan oleh rakan-rakannya. Sebenarnya Syasya bukan pun mempunyai rakan-rakan, Syasya memang disisihkan oleh orang ramai. Dua ekor arnab yang dibelanya mati selepas dua minggu dibeli. Hamsternya pula, seekor mati,manakala tiga lagi berjaya melepaskan diri. Kaki Syasya sudah banyak kali masuk ke dalam lubang jamban. Telefon bimbitnya pun sudah sebiji masuk ke dalam lubang jamban. Hidupnya penoh dengan kehinaan.

Bersambong...

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

HOLD MY HAND - ALAN HUTTON





Ok, aku bagi lirik sikit...

I hear the flower's kinda crying loudThe breeze's sound in sad
Oh no
Tell me when did we become,
So cold and empty inside
Lost a way long time ago
Did we really turn out blind
We don't see that we keep hurting each other no
All we do is just fight

Now we share the same bright sun,
The same round moon
Why don't we share the same love
Tell me why not
Life is shorter than most have thought

Hold my hand
There are many ways to do it right
Hold my hand
Turn around and see what we have left behind
Hold my hand my friend
We can save the good spirit of me and you
For another chance
And let's pray for a beautiful world
A beautiful world I share with you

Children seem like they've lost their smile
On the new blooded playgrounds
Oh no
How could we ignore
heartbreaking crying sounds
And we're still going on
Like nobody really cares
And we just stopped feeling all the pain because
Like it's a daily basic affair

No matter how far I might be
I'm always gonne be your neighbor
There's only one small planet where to be
So I'm always gonna be your neighbor
We cannot hide, we can't deny
That we're always gonna be neighbors
You're neighbor, my neighbor
We're neighbors

So hold my hand
There are many ways to do it right
Hold my hand
Turn around and see what have left behind

So hold my hand
There are many ways to do it right
Hold my hand
Turn around and see what have left behind
Hold my hand my friend
We can save the good spirit of me and you
For another chance
And let's pray for a beautiful world
A beautiful world I share with you

Akak aku kata lirik kaler hijo tu pasal poligami...

Aku iakan aje...


Kenal Maher Zain???

Monday, April 18, 2011

KEH...KEH...KEH...

Ini keja member aku...

Baik punya ambek gambaq lantai...

Saturday, April 16, 2011

PUTERI SEJINJANG...

Aku tahu...

Bahwa ketika ada penguasa yang memisahkan manusia-manusia menjadi dua kelompok yang berlawanan...

Aku akan tetap bersama rakyat...


Friday, April 8, 2011

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

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Nanti aku update...

Rilek...

Rilek...

Rilek...